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How I Review

STAYING CONSISTENT & FAIR

I loving using Yelp to find new food joints, recommendations, and tips, however I hate how general it is... There are multiple factors when going to a place to eat and that's why I started reviewing food on my blog. Learn about my system below

Food & Drink

Food & Drink

10

OH NO!

NO. NO. NO.

I don't like this...I really don't. It tastes like cardboard.

*A rating of 0 can be given for inedible food

20

EH...

It was okay, I guess...
I was disappointed and expected better flavors.

30

ALRIGHT

It's basic.  It was great but it wasn't bad either. 

40

I LIKE THIS!

Not bad, not bad at all.  It taste great.  It's not your average dish.

50

YAAAS!
MORE PLEASE!

Wow, that's AMAZING! It has a lovely flavor and unique taste! I'll be coming back next week.

Service

Service

0

DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS?

Are you serious?!  I'm telling everyone what a crappy place this is.  I would give you a 0 on yelp if I could. *angry emoji*

10

HOW RUDE!

I guess someone is having a bad day.  Sorry I came in today...

20

THANK YOU!

They did a great job.  Everything I expected from a business.

30

YOU ARE NICEST HUMAN I'VE EVER MET!

Can you be my best friend? I was treated with respect and felt like they genuinely cared about me.

Aesthetics & Vibes

0

MY EYES!

There's no visual appeal.  They forgot sight is one of the five senses. 

5

BASIC

There's stuff on the wall and it's a place to dine and dash.

10

PRETTY

It has pretty decoration but missing a home-y vibe.  

15

INSTAGRAM WORTHY!

BEAUTIFUL! The theme of the restaurant goes with the food, decorations and overall atmosphere.  It's an inviting establishment.

Aesthetics & Atmosphere

Parking

0

DO THEY NOT WANT MY MONEY?

It's been 30 minutes and I can't find a single parking spot! WHY?!

*Rating will take into account busier times/days according to multiple visits and other yelp reviews

5

THAT WAS EASY

No problem! Lots of parking.

Parking

Food & Drink

Price

Worth it!

Not Worth it!

Overall

50

FOOD & DRINK

30

SERVICE

15

AESTHETICS & ATMOSPHERE

5

PARKING

100

TOTAL

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